Please Don't Reproduce...

Being a new mum I probably fall into the category of 'overprotective' when it comes to my little man.  Obviously I want what's best for him like any good parent, included in this is education and not hanging around with warts on the ass of humanity.  As much as I do actually like where I live due to transport links, things to do and top quality Belgian beer and coffee bars, I was both disheartened and amused by this YouTube video that was brought to my attention over the weekend...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1UlEfC72g&feature=share&fb_source=message

There was a horrified 'mum' moment where I realised that my darling little man might one day have to potentially breathe the same air as these excuses for human beings when it came time to go to school, if we took to a local school, until I had a few rational realisations.

1. What are the chances that these amoeba brained idiots actually stepped foot into their local comprehensive?

2. Clearly never had a music lesson... Again adds to the idea that they never went to school

3. Would someone truly 'gangsta' and into stuffing Class A's into their body actually post a video on YouTube to emphasise their 'gangsta' 'don't f**k with me cuz I'll cutcha blud' attitude to the world?

4.  The Muppets are in need of some new characters, with their impending Hollywood fame at least they'll be kept away from my child...

5. Could've sworn the one on the left rode past me on a girls' push bike the other afternoon... very 'hard'

yep... 'gangsta'...

So there was my rational thought behind why I shouldn't worry as a parent about my baby one day being within a metre vicinity of 'well 'ard' (not really) socially inept misfits.  Just got to hope that they haven't already knocked up some 14 year old so the cycle begins again... I appeal to any sense in that single braincell shared between the two of you, boys, PLEASE DON'T REPRODUCE.